From my blog activity post
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
One: To anyone who willingly wears those furry topped boots with shorts out in public - "Really? Did your parents not teach the basic skill of dressing yourself?" I always seem to see these gems at Target. Drives me up the wall.
Two: To my husband - "Thank you for loving me and putting up with my oddball behavior."
Three: To the writers on FanFiction.net - "Bless you all for being so talented and giving me something to do when I'm bored out of my mind!" Seriously, some of them deserve book deals.
Four: To my Mom - "Obviously I thank you for giving me life, oh and making me so awesome at it ;)"
Five: To AT&T - "WTF. We pay you for phone service, what good is it when it only works 40% of the time? And obviously no, I don't know what the problem is if I'm calling you." aaarrrhg.
Six: To anyone who whistles while in my presence - "Stop it."
Seven: To the guy in Jeep that drives way to slow and I always seem to get stuck behind - "There's a speed limit sign. Please go at least that, not 10 to 15 miles UNDER that. Some of us have a schedule to follow you know. At first I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, thinking that maybe your piece of crap vehicle had a broken speedometer, now I believe you do it just to piss me off. Pedal to the medal mister."
Eight: To Apple - "I love your products, but daaaaamn it's all so expensive! Tone down the price tags a bit and you might get some more business from me."
Nine: To the creators and developers of Adobe CS5 - "I love you all. Seriously."
Ten: To RPatz - "Anytime you're in the area, feel free to stop by. I have an extra room that my husband can use." BAHAHAHAHA..... only kidding.... or am I?
That was hard.
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